Went to an orthopedic specialist for my hand injury today and spotted a few amusing packages of stuff in his office, which I secretly photographed. Little did I realize that minutes after laughing at ‘Alumafoam’ he would be splinting my finger with it. Oh well, at least the new splint is slightly less bulky than the one I had to wear all last week before ripping it off in disgust on Friday.

In the future all things will be made of Alumafoam, I’m certain of it.