It’s weird to have a pregnant wife and then go to a shopping mall and run into an advertisement like this.
Fortunately for us, our genetic screening and amniocentisis came back A-OK last week, so li’l junior is birth-defect-free, in all likelihood. He should make his debut a little after Memorial Day.
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That is seriously disturbing. I’m actually surpised that got through the focus group, if there was one.
Congrats on the new baby, Jeff.