Junior Gotti beat the rap and announced that he’s interested in pursuing a new line of work, perhaps social work or writing children’s books, he says. In honor of this monumental turning point in the life of a troubled man, we bring you this list of Children’s Books Penned By Reformed Mobsters.
The Berenstain Bears Go For A Little Ride- Heather Whacked Her Two Mommies
- James and the Giant Goombah
- The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe Full of Swag
- Everybody Takes a Dump
- Green Eggs and Scungili
- Harry Potter and the Secret of the Black Ford Crown Victoria Encased in Cement and Submerged in the Passaic River
- Are You There God? It’s Me, Tony Porkchops
- Goodnight Moon, You Rotten Motherfucker
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