Please make your site work.
Love,
Jeffrey
P.S. When your site is unusably slow at 10 a.m. on a Monday morning and your solution is to redirect people to a page that says the site is down for "routine maintenance," only very dumb people will believe you. This makes everyone else think you’re treating them like they’re dumb.
Just trying to help!
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What do you think the real reason for slowness is?
No idea, but I strongly suspect it’s not a scheduled outage, not on a Monday morning.