Jeffrey McManus

Link: Troubleshooting Guide for TimeCorp’s VH3928-Model Time Machine

"Problem: Time travel has led you to an alternate version of yourself identical in every way but gender.

"Solution: It is natural to be curious. Go for it. It is TimeCorp’s firm belief that there would not be anything gay about it. Even the complicated science of time travel is no match for the science of love."

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